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I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on a barbecue

Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch

Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas.

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere

From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow.
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!



The rubber glove filled with water looks like a friggin' udder okay?!
XD~

Was taken at Teluk Batik beach today, where a busload of us went for this 'River Rangers' program.
It's something like an environment conservation project which focuses on rivers.
We were like scientists in a chemistry lab, using so many types of tests and pills and chemicals to check the waters' pH levels and whatnot.

Like la anyone can't tell by just looking (Or smelling!) that the river water over there is polluted as h*ll and double as filthy.

Aaaaanyway, here're my pictures of the day:


Cow-udder-balancing taichi anyone?
Credits to my lil' cousin Lemuel.
Haha~!